All it takes to become a fully-ordained minister in the
Universal Life Church is to ask to be ordained. Send a card to the address that follows, and soon you too will be a real-life person-of-the-cloth. See how meaningful religion can be? You too can perform weddings, funerals, baptisms, and ordinations--plus you get discounts at many stores and amusement parks and even good parking spaces at hospitals and nursing homes.
The church has no particular belief system--everyone is free to believe in whatever ways they wish. Donations accepted, but not demanded. Hell is optional.
Universal Life Church
Headquarters
601 3rd St.
Modesto, CA 95351