Michael A. DuVernois

duvernoiATphysics.umn.edu
School of Physics and Astronomy
16 Church St. SE
The University of Minnesota
Minneapolis, MN 55455
I'm sure you can find my home address and phone number if you need to.
612.624.6844 Work Office
612.626.0236 Secretary (Shelley Frankel)
612.624.6844 Fax (My office)
612.624-4578 Fax (Physics office)
My favorite color for a horse is white with black markings.
My favorite color for a giraffe is very tall and slightly yellow.
What else am I going to do, be a nuclear scientist? All I know how to do is fight. (Jailed former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson, on his plans to resume his boxing career once he is paroled.)
Someimes, even killing yourself wouldn't be enough. Like when you realize that your entire life has been lived under a presumption of free will, but all you've been able to make of it is a sad parody of everything you used to hate. Slowly, without trying, everyone becomes what he despises most. (Steve Albini, champion pool player)