Michael DuVernois
Assistant Professor
School of Physics and Astronomy
The University of Minnesota
Contact me...


"It's unheard of, an adventure like this in the midst of the 20th
century..." -G. Debord
Academia
I am an assistant professor in the School of Physics and Astronomy at the
University of Minnesota working in the area of Particle Astrophysics (a.k.a.
Astroparticle Physics). Projects I work on include
the Pierre Auger Observatory, the balloon
experiments HEAT, HEAT-pbar, ANITA, CREST, and CREAM and research
on detector techniques and technologies.
Previously I was a postdoctoral research fellow at Penn State University
working with James Beatty and Stephane Coutu. I did my Ph.D. research at
the University of Chicago under the direction of John Simpson.
One can get in touch with me as listed.
My CV, pubs, and research statement (updated VERY infrequently) are available
here in Adobe PDF format.
Current projects:
- HEAT
balloon-borne cosmic ray experiment.
This experiment was flown to the top of the atmosphere on a helium balloon
in 1994 and 1995.
It consists of a superconducting magnet spectrometer and a rotating cast of
particle detectors including time-of-flight scintillators, transition-radiation
detectors, a drift-tube tracking hodoscope, and an electromagnetic calorimeter.
With it, we study the electrons and positrons in the
cosmic radiation. Could this be the new
HEAT mascot and logo?
- HEAT-pbar
balloon-borne cosmic ray experiment.
This experiment was flown from beautiful Fort Sumner, NM in 1999 and 2000
with dE/dx xenon wire chambers replacing the calorimeter and TRD. The primary
science goals involve antiproton measurements.
- Pierre Auger giant airshower experiment.
This experiment, once built, will study the highest energy cosmic rays above
10^20 eV using a hybrid atmospheric nitrogen fluorescence detector in
conjuction with an array of surface water cherenkov tanks.
Other Auger pages of high utility include: Auger Admin Page,
Auger a Paris which is especially good
for the Auger bibliography,
and
Auger Technical Notes
- CREAM balloon
calorimeter intended to look directly at the knee of the cosmic ray
spectrum.
- ACCESS concept study. This is a NASA
project for early next century to extend exisiting high energy cosmic ray
measurements from balloons into low Earth orbit. Check out Penn State
for the ACCESS Data Management Center.
- Cosmic ray propagation studies. How do the cosmic rays propagate in the
Galaxy? What are their sources? How are they distributed in the Galaxy?
Eventually I'll come up with a good cosmic ray theory page of my own, but
for the moment you'll have to look elsewhere.
- Some papers of mine are locally available. They are in postscript format
and quite technical. You are warned.
- And if you liked that,
you might just want to buy the associated merchandise. How's that for
commerical?
"Whatever represses pleasure will be destroyed by it." -R. Vaneigem
Interests suited to the WWW
The web has evolved past the point where I need to make 100 links to other
people's web sites. Besides, those links wouldn't work in a month. Instead,
here are some files that I have. Some I wrote. Some I didn't. Enjoy your
beverage of choice.
- I have twins. They're named Sylvia and Mara. Take
a look...
- Some photographs I've taken. Mostly of interest
to friends and similar sorts.
- Travel photos from Europe. Very limited sampling.
- Travel photos from Southern Africa. Limited and
only briefly annotated so far.
- A diagram of how the bible works [sic].
- Top rejected Dr. Seuss book titles.
- Absinthe FAQ.
- Do you remember the beginning of the HappyNet?
- Voynich manuscript.
- Artaud's manifesto in clear language
- My stunning contribution to the theory of music, physics,
and the Bipcuds Factor. Presented at the first, last, infamous, and final Ball
Conference.
- Barney's lawyers send me email.
- Corbett on audiophiles. The book is HIGHLY
recommended.
- Futurist Architecture Manifesto from 1914.
- Gysin's explanation of cut-ups.
- A filtered version of cut-ups. This may have appeared
in print somewhere, but I haven't kept close enough track.
- In your heart, you know it's flat. As many people have
asked me how I, as an astronomer/physicist, could believe in a flat Earth, I must
say, "have you no sense of humor?"
- ToPY This is the grey book, the original introduction
to the Temple ov Psychick Youth.
- Live and learn, die and forget. Unless you're an expert system.
- The MUCH shorter Illuminati Trilogy?
- The Great Leader.
- The unauthorized biography of George Bush that neither he nor
anyone else cares if you see.
- COMPLETE, amazing time line of Illuminati history/herstory.
- Everyone should have a favorite lawsuit. In addition,
this article is especially interesting because it reveals the true reason for
the impeachment of Bill Clinton. If you can be arrested and sentenced to serve
two years in prison for contempt of congress for asking "where did the cocaine
end up?" to the Iran-Contra committee, imagine what could happen to you if you
asked Ken Starr about death-hunting and Proteus...
- Ebay can be useful
- Would you believe that rock music has satanic origins?
Well, me neither, but I think it's funny anyway.
- The DTED-0 data tiles. How's that for obscure?
- My most requested web document. It's a elegant
piece of nonsense about a space-alien-constructed tunnel linking Puerto Rico
with Spain. Original author unknown. Quoted in papers that YOU can buy in
the supermarket.
"Those who were really opposed to Spanish fascism went to fight it."
-I.S. #11/1967
Official disclaimer.
Michael DuVernois
7 June 2002, updated rarely
Parts of these web pages date back to the early days of the web at the University
of Chicago in 1993.

Me wearing a jacket at La Sapienza (Rome) for the 1995 ICRC.
If you wanna,
feel free to send me some money to buy a 2002 BMW M5. Thanks!
